coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

h0odrich:

mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out

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"Part Time Job"  by  Chow Hon Lam

(Source: hiddentavern)


punkrockmerman:

jamestmccoy:

weloveshortvideos:

He wasn’t ready… 

I’VE WATCHED THIS 18 FUCKIN TIMES AND I HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S BETTER THE NOISE OR THE FUCKING LOOK HE GIVES

pinkisthenewscarlet:

i-spooky-like-fedex:

skellagirl:

parallelsea:

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar

(Source: parallelseaarchive)

Its weird how you can go from speaking to someone nearly 24/7 to nothing.
(via minivampire)
  • House phone: *rings*
  • Me: nah

shattyice:

chimchimchurro-o:

battleroyalewith-cheese:

Why don’t dogs get to see the world too?

This dog is literally smiling.

Oh my god

(Source: corgis-everywhere)